CRUNCHY CLEAN

Clean shouldn’t be complicated—or toxic. With the right formulas, it’s simple.

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What You’ll Learn:

  • How to build safer cleaners with pantry-level ingredients

  • How to strip away the irritants hidden in mass-market formulas

  • How to choose swaps that actually work (and don’t break the bank)

The mass-market cleaning system wasn’t designed with our health in mind — it was designed for profit. And while profit will always drive that system, it doesn’t have to define your home. Crunchyverse exists to show how simple ingredients, healthier habits, and honest transparency can thrive in everyday life and shift your household toward a better default. My goal is to equip you with tools and resources so you can clean well, live well, and keep more of the profit in your pocket.
— Sam, Crunchyverse Founder

Crunchy Clean Philosophy

The three values that guide everything we create.

Non-Toxic

Cleaners made from essentials, not excess.

Effective

Smart, balanced formulas that deliver results.

Affordable

Affordable ingredients that fit everyday budgets.

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